Recap of Tom Brady Roast: Brutal Jokes Targeting Gisele Bundchen and Her Jiu-Jitsu Boyfriend

Gisele Bündchen was the main topic of conversation during The Roast of Tom Brady, with host Kevin Hart making jokes about her ultimatum for Brady to retire and her new boyfriend. The roasters made fun of Brady’s split from Bündchen after 13 years of marriage and their public relationship, with one joking that Brady “f**ked” his coach by leaving the New England Patriots for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Drew Bledsoe quipped about Brady’s lack of sacks on the field and lack of experience with being a first-round draft pick or celebrating a 28th wedding anniversary.

Nikki Glaser did not shy away from making jokes about Bündchen, commenting on Brady’s seven Super Bowl rings and the notion that Bündchen had given hers back. Glaser made NSFW jokes about the dynamics of Brady’s relationship with his ex-wife’s new boyfriend, who is a jiu-jitsu teacher. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer made a dark joke comparing Brady to Hitler, while former teammate Julian Edelman joked about Brady’s nickname as the GOAT and his appearance. Andrew Schulz joked about Brady needing a lawyer and made a joke about Brady quoting Gisele about his favorite ring.

Despite the jokes and jabs thrown his way, Brady chose to poke fun at himself during the roast, acknowledging the humor in the situation and expressing his love for football. The evening ended on a light-hearted note as everyone involved in the roast laughed and shared in the comedic event. The Roast of Tom Brady is now available for streaming on Netflix for viewers who want to see the humor and banter around the football star and his personal life. Overall, the roast was a comedic take on the life and career of Tom Brady, with roasters and guests providing entertaining insights and jokes at his expense.